kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

(via carli-simon)

girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay

i’m gay and so can you

(Source: monetizeyourcat, via tyleroakley)