lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

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drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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versacefag:

"I’m straight"

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

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