girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay

i’m gay and so can you

(Source: monetizeyourcat, via tyleroakley)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via precumcaution)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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(via tyleroakley)

trustmeimadoctorwho:

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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is that Lorde?

(via heycurlycue)